Larry has a curious dream about his Dad. He tells stories of his Dad trying to get crooks to go straight and an innocent young Larry believing that transistor radios really do fall off the back of trucks. And speaking of dreams, Larry recites “A Dream” by Edgar Allan Poe. Then he talks about the movie “Charlie Wilson’s War.” Quote of the week: “He made Luca Brasi look like Pat Boone.”

Larry has a bonding moment with a street guy — or something? We’re not sure what happened. Then Larry finds the one minimall with no bathrooms whatsoever and is also ribbed for being “the doorman” who can’t operate an elevator. And he recites “Spring” by William Blake and talks about the classic ’60s movie “Easy Rider.” Quote of the week: “I’ve been 17 minutes late for 12 years.”

Larry is straight up stumped about what presents to buy for his family. Then he talks about the best scene from the Rat Pack classic “Ocean’s Eleven” and recites “Swallows Travel To and Fro” by Robert Louis Stevenson. Quote of the week: “I want to put a hat on just so I can take it off to them.”

Larry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites “A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty” by Ogden Nash and talks about the movie “To Sir With Love.” Quote of the week: “If it doesn’t work out. I’ll kill you.”