Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He’s retiring after 50 years of happy service! Quote of the week: “People like that run for congress.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry shares memories of the late Garry Marshall and their time on his “happy sets.” Then Larry fights a losing battle with a bloomin’ onion but has an otherwise lovely time at Outback Steak House. And Larry recites “Sonnet VII” by John Milton and talks about the Bing Crosby movie “Going My Way.” Quote of the week: “You can smell it in a lead box.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry tells about Abraham Lincoln distracting a wino in New York City. Then he searches for the planet where all the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmar! Hear about the political conventions on Milleronia (or lack thereof), The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and the poem “Summer” by Alexander Pope, not to be confused with Pope Alexander. Quote of the week: “I know dat guy.” Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff’s long, long, long day, which included breaking into a guest’s car after recording with Alison Rosen and a Peter Gunn marathon. Larry talks about the movie “Big Jake” and recites the moving poem, “A City’s Death.”