Larry’s not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry’s wife’s plans for a relaxing weekend at the beach come slightly unhinged and not even Larry’s fancy Hugh Hefner pajamas can fix it. Quote of the week: “You tell ’em.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry revisits The War of 1812 and wonders how much work it was for the British to do so much darn colonizing. And Larry talks about the classic WC Fields movie “The Bank Dick.” Quote of the week: “It sets your teeth just right.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry gives a brief history of Labor Day and its relation to the less popular billy club. And Larry re-recounts two of his brief encounters with celebrities. Then he recites “Fruit of the Flower” by Countee Cullen and talks about the classic movie “Mr. Lucky.” Quote of the week: “it’s like being a prisoner of war in Finland.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox