Why is the metric system tearing our society apart? When did ‘pudding’ become ‘mousse’? And what’s a guy gotta do to get a half gallon of whiskey? All these questions and more are answered in this episode of This Week With Larry Miller. Larry also reads some letters from far-flung listeners, and works on organizing the worldwide chapters of the Larry Miller Drinking Society. He also talks about the family dog and recalls stories from his school days — most of which involve petty vandalism, drinking on rooftops and dropping heavy objects off rooftops. Pictured above: Larry admires the frat house meets New Orleans brothel decor of the Carolla One…