Airline food is first class! But flying first class is a waste when you're flying on your own dime. Larry also declares that dart fights and shooting guns are fun. And learn why Bill Gates will never stop washing his hands if he listens to this episode

Memories of drunken fights at ballparks, the sound of fists hitting flesh and the sound of beer cans hitting golf carts make Larry weepy for the simpler days of yesteryear. Pictured above: Larry is ready for some football.

On this week's episode, Larry explains the "walk slow" philosophy. Other topics include why we as a society can't relax, mall music, the finer points of street sweeping, drinking on the job and cleaning public bathrooms. These issues can't possibly go together you say? Tune in and your doubts will be allayed. And you'll laugh, too.