What’s better than a snow day? Maybe an armistice. Plus a tribute to the late Carnegie Deli, where they would have served creamed herring. If only it were Jewish food. And Larry talks about Meryl Streep and Sophie’s Choice on Magic Movie Moment. Quote of the week: “No one goes against me in weather wishes.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry gives a tip of the hat to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds as he talks about his love of “Singing In The Rain” and working with Carrie Fisher in a writer’s room. Also, find out if dogs celebrate new year’s seven times a year or not and what happens when a gorilla walks into a bar. Plus a look into the secret NYE celebrations on Milleronia. Quote of the week: “Whoa, that’s meat.”

The operating system update on the Milleronia weather machine did not go well. So, the studio is snowed in until after the New Year when the streets will be plowed with hot lava. Please enjoy this New Year’s treat and we’ll see you in 1937 or 2017, whichever comes first.

Our annual Christmas Special is here with Larry’s traditional re-telling of his famous Christmas story, “Does He Drink Coffee?” in which Larry tries to “go clean” for Christmas with the help of an Indian shop keeper. And we’ve got a bonus story about Larry eating hot peppers at a new Vietnamese restaurant. Finally, Larry recites “Twas The Night Before Christmas.” Enjoy, thanks for listening, a hearty nominum quid geminus to you! We’ll see you in the new year! Quote of the week: “I looked like a lounge singer in the ’50s.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox