Larry deconstructs a classic Alka Seltzer commercial and celebrates national pancake day at the INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes! And then he talks about the Elizabeth Taylor epic Cleopatra and recites A Night Thought by William Wordsworth.

One of Larry’s dogs gets skunked and lives to tell the tale. Plus some well-deserved admiration for Jill St. John. And Larry talks about watching World War II shows with his Marine son and celebrating his wife’s birthday.

Larry turn clickbait into podbait and ruminates on his favorite babes from Star Trek! The Larry recites the classic poem “To A Waterfowl” by William Cullen Bryant, then asks and sings about how much is that doggy in the window. Plus, we discuss the Hope and Crosby classic, “The Road To Morocco.” Quote of the week: “Someone must be casing the joint.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A Valentine’s Day ambush by Larry and why won’t Larry throw out a hazelnut almond milk creamer even though it’s absolutely disgusting? Plus, the story of the real St. Valentine. Then Larry recites a poem by the great beat poet Allen Ginsberg. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: “It’s fun to say, but not fun to drink.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox