Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger’s golf clubs around in the hot southern sun, in a tuxedo, no less! It was an odd job for Oddjob.

Don’t be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry’s newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the movie of the same name. Quote of the week: “They make the Javelina pigs look like tea time.”

Larry loses his car at Ralph’s and then hits the road with Seinfeld. Then find out which Juan one is wanted — on the phone. And Larry talks about the classic movie Miss Miniver and recites “Prouder Man Than You” by the great Australian bush poet Henry Lawson. Quote of the week: “He’s three years old. I don’t know where he gets it.”

Larry switches to a percolator coffee pot and enjoys life in the slow lane. Plus a history lesson on Labor Day. Then Larry talks about the great movie Witness and recites Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening by Robert Frost. Quote of the week: “Hey, somebody go move that ox.”