Larry returns from dropping his son off at college with a stern warning for all mascots — do not rub the bald man’s head! And Larry recites the epic Emerson poem Alphonso of Castille and talks about the classic college football movie Rudy. Quote of the week: “I think I had too much sriracha on that burger.”

Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. Quote of the week: “Charles Manson would be hired today. Someone from Jupiter would be hired.”

Larry’s morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you’re not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, “The House With Nobody In It” by Joyce Kilmer. Quote of the Week: “Is Bob Gaelic there?”

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He’s retiring after 50 years of happy service! Quote of the week: “People like that run for congress.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox