Dear listeners, welcome to the last episode of The Larry Miller Show! We have really enjoyed bringing the show to you and being part of this fun with all of you. For the grand finale, since it is December, we have decided to go out with our annual holiday tradition of Larry re-telling his story, “Does He Drink Coffee?” Plus, Larry does a big tribute to the late, great Sean Connery. Also, Larry tells his favorite joke of all time and recites his favorite Robert Frost poem from memory. As you may have noticed, we haven’t had a new episode in a few months. We’ve been unable to find a…

Larry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie “Room Service” and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present. Quote of the week: “They can look at a table leg for seven hours.”

Larry comments on the sad deaths of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, and does a solemn reading of the poem “Despair” by Percy Bysshe Shelley that you won’t want to miss. Then he talks about the Clint Eastwood classic “Heartbreak Ridge.” Also, he muses on the greatness of naps and wonders if cavemen had time for them. Quote of the week: “We need portholes.”

Larry gets a new air conditioner and guess who installed it! Ahem, not him. The we find out if Playboy ever did a “Women of Milleronia” issue. Also, two different waiters tell Larry’s he’s crazy for asking for herring — but for opposite reasons. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Scarlett Johannsen movie “Lucy.” And he recites “A Summer Afternoon” by James Whitcomb Riley. Quote of the week: “This guy really put the wazoo on me.”