We have our first guest ever — Larry’s son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie “Jaws,” Larry’s extremely broken toilet seat and what “Marine tough” is. (Hint: It has something to do with the broken toilet seat and hot sauce.) Quote of the week: “I wasn’t looking for it for free. Well, I was.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Kids don’t understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry recites “Spring comes to Murray Hill” by Ogden Nash and talks about the classic Stanley Kubrick movie Spartacus. Quote of the week: “I was dreaming about Ann Margaret or something.”

Larry gets a weekend all to himself with the family out of town and has the best time a man can have alone — he does nothing. He also talks about the classic movie, The Blues Brothers. Quote of the week: “Mr. Miller, did you bring enough for everyone?”

Larry does a tribute to the 75th anniversary of The Doolittle Raid and a tip of the hat to the late, great Don Rickles! Plus a glimpse of tax time on the island of Milleronia! Quote of the week: “I would drop my luggage to laugh.”