Larry talks about his unsuccessful campaign to be voted Fall Festival Queen and his short-lived career as a kiddie protester. Then we hear about the great chariot scene from “Ben Hur” and Larry recites “Sand Dunes” by Robert Frost. Quote of the week: “Don’t just smoke an L&M. Vote for one!”

Inspired by the movie “The Big Easy,” Larry recalls some fond memories of working in that great American city, New Orleans. Larry also gives a tip of the hat to the late Buck Henry and recites the poem “Change” by Ella Wheeler Wilcox. Quote of the week: “Three fingers of whiskey in a number four washtub.”

It never rains on Milleronia, but it’s raining like crazy in Southern California! Larry talks about the big rain and how people lose their minds during it.

With the holiday season afoot, Larry continues his annual tradition of re-telling his classic story, “Does He Drink Coffee?” Also, Larry reluctantly allows some holiday cheer on his volcano island. From Larry, all of the staff for The Larry Miller Show and the scientists who maintain Larry’s weather control machine, thanks for listening and we’ll see you in the new year! Quote of the week: “When did it become December?”