Larry tries to figure out why he dressed up for his eye doctor appointment. Who is he trying to impress? And we hear why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12. Plus, Larry talks about the movie “An Officer and A Gentleman,” and recites the poem “Courage” by Robert William Service. Quote of the week: “It’s wiser and smarter than I ever gave you credit for.”

Larry shuffles all around the mall in an attempt to find decent presents. Will he have any luck? Also, he explains who Tom Mix is and why is is on the mountain. Then Larry recites the poem “As Long As Your Eyes Are Blue” by Banjo Paterson and talks about the classic WWII movie “The Longest Day.” Quote of the week: Maybe he had it coming.”

Larry talks about his unsuccessful campaign to be voted Fall Festival Queen and his short-lived career as a kiddie protester. Then we hear about the great chariot scene from “Ben Hur” and Larry recites “Sand Dunes” by Robert Frost. Quote of the week: “Don’t just smoke an L&M. Vote for one!”

Inspired by the movie “The Big Easy,” Larry recalls some fond memories of working in that great American city, New Orleans. Larry also gives a tip of the hat to the late Buck Henry and recites the poem “Change” by Ella Wheeler Wilcox. Quote of the week: “Three fingers of whiskey in a number four washtub.”