Larry turn clickbait into podbait and ruminates on his favorite babes from Star Trek! The Larry recites the classic poem “To A Waterfowl” by William Cullen Bryant, then asks and sings about how much is that doggy in the window. Plus, we discuss the Hope and Crosby classic, “The Road To Morocco.” Quote of the week: “Someone must be casing the joint.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A Valentine’s Day ambush by Larry and why won’t Larry throw out a hazelnut almond milk creamer even though it’s absolutely disgusting? Plus, the story of the real St. Valentine. Then Larry recites a poem by the great beat poet Allen Ginsberg. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: “It’s fun to say, but not fun to drink.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

We give tip of the hat to the late Mary Tyler Moore and Miguel Ferrer. And Larry talks about seeing himself on an episode of Seinfeld while being on the road with Seinfeld. Now, let’s get those corn flakes back in the box. Quote of the week: “If you can’t fly in your underwear then, when can you?” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox