Forget about the 12 days of Christmas, Larry has 12 meals of Thanksgiving leftovers. He reaches past the vegetables and cheeses with names of foreign countries and becomes a prisoner of leftover turkey. Turkey that was supposed to be in his wife’s soup! Yipe! Quote of the week: “It’s great to have your own island. I can’t say that enough.”

What should you eat at Thanksgiving? Everything! Larry recounts Thanksgivings of this year and yesteryear, including tales of Uncle Joe always being late. And he also mulls over what is the sixth level of drinking if you live in a trailer park. Then he talks about the movie Exodus and recites the poem “A Golden Day” by Paul Laurence Dunbar. Quote of the week: “WE don’t need string beans. We eat those all week.”

Larry lives with a jackhammer outside his door and lives to tell about it. Then he gives a few words about Veterans Day and the 100th anniversary of the armistice to end World War I. Larry recites “The Veterans” by Rudyard Kipling and talks about the Gary Cooper movie “Sgt. York.” Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! For $20 off your first box and a package of FREE bacon in every box for the life of your subscription, go to ButcherBox.com/larry and enter larry at checkout! Quote of the week: “Volcano #2, you get burned up and yelled at.”

Larry votes and wonders if it’s stupid or brilliant. Hear the answer “they” don’t “want” you to find “out” about!!! For the start of autumn, Larry recites “An Autumn—Blooming Rose” by Alfred Austin. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic Frankenheimer movie “The Manchurian Candidate.” Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! Receive free bacon and $20 off your first box by going to butcherbox.com/larry and entering larry at checkout. Quote of the week: “It looks like an entire shoe on his shoulder.”