Larry likes watching the Rifleman and taking a shower more than going to the beach. In his 30 years in Southern California, he’s only been to the beach twice. Find out why. Then Larry talks about the classic movie “The Westerners” and recites “A Thing Of Beauty By John Keats.” Quote of the week: “It was like the Washington Monument with stairs.”

Never follow an animal act and you can’t hide a body in the back of smart of a car. These are a few of the pearls of wisdom imparted by Larry on this week’s show. Larry also recites “The Outlaws” by Rudyard Kipling and talks about a great moment from the classic spaghetti western “Once Upon A Time In The West.” Quote of the week: “It’s Latin for OK, if we have to.”

Larry talks about how much he loves station wagons and Chevelles! Plus crashing his parents’ station wagon and buying himself a brand new Mercury Colony Park wagon! Then hear about Larry’s friend didn’t know he was on fire. Speaking of cars, Larry recounts a great scene from the classic Steve McQueen movie “The Getaway.”And now, with further ado. Quote of the week: “But he didn’t know he was on fire.”

Hear about the time Larry hitchhiked to college in western Massachusetts. Did he live to tell the tale? Tune in and find out! Then Larry knocks over tent poles in his family car. And find out what to do if a bully kicks sand in your face at the beach! Finally, we hear about the classic musical “Fiddle on the Roof” and Larry recites the poem ” When You Are Old” by Yeats. Quote of the week: “Fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”