Larry is reverse stalked by a woman at Ralphs while he searches for oregano. Then he recites “Nurse’s Song” by William Blake, and talks about the movie “It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World.” And if you want, he’ll bring you a banana for your monkey. Quote of the week: “He kicked the bucket.”

Larry goes skiing, crashes and wakes up thinking he’s an Eisenhower. Also, he recites the poem “Destiny” by Emma Lazarus and then talks about the classic movie “Dead End.” Quote of the week: “One of your singers here just hit a parked snow plow.”

Larry’s been to a bunch of Yankees games, but the best game he ever saw was far, far away from a big stadium. Hear about that and “the baseball clap.” Also, Larry is flummoxed by what he’s supposed to do on Labor Day. Then he recites the poem “Comfort” by the great William Service and talks about the movie “The Final Season” starring… Larry Miller? Quote of the week: “Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!”

Larry gives a tribute to John McCain and Neil Simon. Then he talks about being in “The Odd Couple” in high school, and later meeting Neil Simon and starring in one of his plays on Broadway! We also hear about Larry’s new doctor and a very gracious parking attendant. And Larry talks about the Clint Eastwood classic “Sudden Impact” and recites “Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” by Mary Elizabeth Frye. Quote of the week: “It’s going to look like you wrote with your foot.”