When hookers took over Larry’s neighborhood in NYC, he didn’t even notice. The neighborhood kids definitely noticed and you won’t believe what they did! Also hear about Larry’s trip to visit his son in Boulder, plus Larry’s other son, the Marine, says a quick hello on the air! Then Larry talks about the great William Holden classic movie, “Stalag 17,” directed by Billy Wilder. Quote of the week: “I didn’t notice any hookers, isn’t that stupid?”

Larry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites “A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty” by Ogden Nash and talks about the movie “To Sir With Love.” Quote of the week: “If it doesn’t work out. I’ll kill you.”

With the holiday season afoot, Larry continues his annual tradition of re-telling his classic story, “Does He Drink Coffee?” Also, Larry reluctantly allows some holiday cheer on his volcano island. From Larry, all of the staff for The Larry Miller Show and the scientists who maintain Larry’s weather control machine, thanks for listening and we’ll see you in the new year! Quote of the week: “When did it become December?”