How hard should husbands and boyfriends try on Valentine’s Day? Really hard, you knuckleheads! Larry overcomes his own knickleheadedness to find a good Valentine present. Hear about the sheiks of oil jewelry store and the history of Valentine’s Day. And Larry talks about the movie “Shakespeare in Love” and recites the poem “Two Valentines” by Eugene Field. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: “27 thousand dollars for a thing?”

Larry saws logs through one of the best Super Bowls ever and doesn’t regret it! And we give a tip of the hat to the late great John Mahoney, discussing Mahoney’s life and his role in the classic movie “Moonstruck.” Then Larry recites the dark poem “Scotland’s Winter” by Edwin Muir. Quote of the week: “And it’s halftime.”

Larry talks about the Larry Miller Show field trip to the Batman 1966 museum exhibit and Colonel Jeff’s first trip to The Magic Castle! In the spirit of football championships, he talks about the classic gridiron movie “Jim Thorpe, All-American.” In honor of the super fancy blue red blood moon something or other, he recites “The Moon” by Thoreau. Quote of the week: “It’s like you built the museum.”

A cold man in New Jersey aggressively offers to change places with Larry. Also, he talks about the classic Sean Connery James Bond movie, “From Russia With Love” and recites the poem “Justice” by Rudyard Kipling. Quote of the week: “It was just, well, creepy.”