Nineteen pretty women come to meet handsome firemen and find Larry telling jokes. Ture story. Larry explains why 13 portions of hot pastrami are about right and where he stands on the rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher debate. Then he recites, “Fate” by Ralph Waldo Emerson and talks about a great moment from the 1964 classic movie “The Pink Panther.” Quote of the week: “I had pastrami on my mind.”

What’s better than a snow day? Maybe an armistice. Plus a tribute to the late Carnegie Deli, where they would have served creamed herring. If only it were Jewish food. And Larry talks about Meryl Streep and Sophie’s Choice on Magic Movie Moment. Quote of the week: “No one goes against me in weather wishes.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry gives a tip of the hat to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds as he talks about his love of “Singing In The Rain” and working with Carrie Fisher in a writer’s room. Also, find out if dogs celebrate new year’s seven times a year or not and what happens when a gorilla walks into a bar. Plus a look into the secret NYE celebrations on Milleronia. Quote of the week: “Whoa, that’s meat.”

The operating system update on the Milleronia weather machine did not go well. So, the studio is snowed in until after the New Year when the streets will be plowed with hot lava. Please enjoy this New Year’s treat and we’ll see you in 1937 or 2017, whichever comes first.