Larry powers through a cold to bring you a new episode! Thoughts about time and the savings of daylights, a shout out to Steven Segal on the Magic Movie Moment and how Larry became a “Cardinal!” (Warning — it involves booting.) (Warning — booting means throwing up.) Quote of the week: “I have to be honest, get out.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say “Gesundheit” in at least two languages! Tales of Larry’s latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry’s take on “Wuthering Heights” on Magic Movie Moment and his recitation of “Barefoot Boy” on Poetry Corner. Quote of the week: “That’s all I’m going to say. No it’s not!” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

How come Leap Year isn’t a holiday? Why don’t we celebrate it? Larry ponders this and offers how we can make it into a fun holiday, without going overboard. Then Larry honors the passing of the great actor George Kennedy, as well as the 100th birthday of Jackie Gleason. Put on your best searsucker suit and tune in! Quote of the week: “Okay, look, fatso, get out of the bed.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Accept change or at least accept that it’s hard to accept change. Or something. So laments Larry. Also, do you know the way to San Jose? Is there baseball in heaven? Do you know how to pronounce Vitai Lampada? These and many other questions will be discussed on this week’s Larry Miller Show! Quote of the week: “If you need more, you tell the story.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox