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Leslie Nielsen, Fart Virtuoso
Leslie Nielsen performs a trouser cough symphony for Larry’s parents backstage at Letterman. Also, Larry preaches sympathy for a knife salesman who has lost his focus. Spoiler alert — it’s not pretty. Then Larry admits to stepping out on his steady supermarket. And not just to broaden his kids’ horizons. All stories guaranteed to be true. This episode is sponsored in part by Rowfs. Rowfs. Rowfs. Rowfs. No, Rowfs. Quote of the week: “If I don’t know where things are, I’d be a terrible idiot.” Get your very own Larry Miller Drinking Society card by sending a stamped self-addressed envelope to: Larry Miller Drinking Society c/o ACE Broadcasting 10061 Riverside…
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I Think Your Pants Are On Fire
Don’t lie to Larry Miller. He doesn’t like it. Whether you’re a politician, painter, shoe salesman, flooring installer or closet salesperson, please just knock it off already. On this show, Larry talks about the long list of liars he’s encountered over the years and how creeped out he is by the ease with which they spin their prevarications. Larry once again attests that he and other show business types are not the real maniacs of our society. Although he does admit to being a lunatic — for propriety! Do you think miracles don’t happen in our modern age? Well, listen in and hear how St. Ernestine (the patron saint of…
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Truck Drivin’ S.O.B.
Larry grinds the granny gear as a chain smokin’, C.B. jokin’ truck driving S.O.B. (With all due respect to Deadbolt.) Yes, hear about how a teenaged Larry bluffed his way into a job behind the wheel of a commercial truck. Show summary The battle of the battered hamper continues in the Miller household. Larry and his wife both respond by throwing their clothes in a pile on the floor for three weeks. Larry again talks about his reluctance to chuck worn out clothes. Then we hear about a listener who is mourning the loss of his beloved soap bar collection, which was not-so-inadvertently thrown out by his wife. What’s the…
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Dine and Dash With Larry Miller
Larry speaks out against the dine and ditch. You know, the chew and screw? The eat and fleet? The mash and dash? The ol’ grub and snub? (Is anyone still reading?) You get the point. And why does Larry always get blamed for things? Whatever the reason is, it must be in his chromosomes, because now his kids are getting blamed for things as well. Then we get to hear about the day Larry learned he could chug beer and him getting knocked out by a left hook. Are these two stories related? The smart money is on “yes.” Later, Larry sarcastically lobbies for giving Guinness to children. And finally…
