Larry talks about his days in the marching band. And he discusses bedroom eyes and asks if anyone makes them better than Barbara Feldon. Then we do a Memorial Day tribute with “The Best Years of Our Lives” on Magic Movie Moment and an inspired recitation of a portion of Henry V. Quote Of The Week: “They were like officer hats from a very cruel army.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry doesn’t get why people like scary things and practical jokes. Which leads into a surprising history of the whoopee cushion. We hear about the movie “The Haunting” and Larry recites the poem “A Grain of Sand.” Quote Of The Week: “The peanut butter blah ones.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry’s tribute to mothers! Well, except for the one that dies during The Joke Of The Week. But she gave her life so that the premise of an hilarious joke could be set up. Hear about “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner” and great Mother’s Day presents, including “a candle and a thing that smells.” Quote Of The Week: “Don’t be frightened by the noises he makes.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about a great, underrated movie, “Ball of Fire” from 1942. Plus, we hear poem by Poe, and introduce a new “update” segment! Quote Of The Week: “Shouldn’t I go to work and get food for the children? Yes, yes, fine.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana