We’re not sure what guff is, but Larry and John Wayne sure aren’t taking any of it, as Larry talks about the great John Wayne movie McLintock! (The exclamation point is theirs.) Plus, Larry shares some thoughts about the 70th anniversary of World War II. And we also hear about the continuing mayhem of Maggie The Dog. Quote of the week: “They’re touching each other at 40 mph.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Say “bye bye Birdie” and “hello doggie on this” week’s episode as Larry welcomes a new dog to the pack on Milleronia and also talks about previously-named 1963 musical. (It’s just an excuse to talk about Ann Margaret some more. Like we need an excuse.) And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites the poem, “As The Ruin Falls” by the famous writer C.S. Lewis. Larry also laments missing National Chicken Wing Day. Never again. Never, ever again. Quote of the week: “I’d put my name in that hat.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

This episode is a little late because Larry had an audition. And he was almost late to that audition because of, how shall we say, biology. And you’ll hear all about it! Plus, we get a report on Larry’s post-audition lunch and the “Biblical hotties” that work there. And Larry talks about the great Sean Connery movie “The Man Who Would Be King.” On Poetry Corner, Larry recites another great one from Edgar Albert Guest: “Tinkerin’ At Home.” And news from Milleronia! Larry is getting another dog! Will he learn to fly one of Larry’s helicopters? Quote of the week: “He looks like a Jewish Oddjob.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry plays pantomime with two incomprehensible restaurant employees. Or someone was playing an elaborate practical joke on him. He winds up paying $13.82 for a Coke, but gets an “instant classic” story for the show out of it. And to heck with his diet. And we learn what the name “Third Base Bar” means. Plus, Larry recites the poem “A Wish” by Matthew Arnold and talks about the “Thin Man” series of movies. Quote of the week: “Rendezvous, which in French means Rendezvous.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox