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Born On The 4th of Ju-Larry
Why shooting bottle rockets doesn’t count as college credit, Larry’s dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem “The Defence of Fort McHenry,” which is the source of the lyrics for “The Star Spangled Banner.” And on Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the Errol Flynn classic, “Robin Hood.” Quote of the week: “The backyard fireworks of his idiot friend.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
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The Napoleon of Milleronia!
Larry celebrates the anniversary of Waterloo with some sweet, sweet Napoleon chat! And it just wouldn’t be a summer solstice without Larry missing the summer solstice. Also hear about dead goldfish from the summer fair and which is worse, the French Disease or the English Disease. Quote of the week: “Congratulations, Dr. IQ, it’s you and the Russian winter.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
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School’s Out!
Our most ABSOOORBING episode ever! School’s out on Milleronia and Larry talks about summertime fun, why he inadvertently wore a confederate cap to the Lincoln memorial and which is the better type of cow, a JUHHHHSEY or a GUHHHRNSEY. Plus, the movie “A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum” and a recitation of the moving poem “Casabianca.” Quote of the week: “A shady guy smile.” Producer Colonel Jeff Fox
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A Fart Falls In The Forest
If a fart falls in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still funny? What if it happens in a Chinese restaurant and EVERYBODY hears it? Well, Larry asks that question, and not hypothetically, we’re afraid to say. Plus remembrance of D-Day, a look back at “Saving Private Ryan” and Larry once again recites the great American anthem “Casey At The Bat.” Quote of the week: “By the way, cut off his head.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
