Gee whiz becomes ho hum really fast, but not for Larry! He never gets tired of Hollywood. Hear about him horsing around on studio lots and the secret of dressing room mirrors! Plus, whistling through graveyards, Larry recites “The Footsteps of Angels” by Longfellow and talks about the movie “The Americanization of Emily.” Quote of the week: “Clarification: I was in a bar.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry’s morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you’re not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, “The House With Nobody In It” by Joyce Kilmer. Quote of the Week: “Is Bob Gaelic there?” Producer Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry recites “Ace Of Spades” by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories about hard drinkers like Jackie Gleason! With a big wink and hot cha cha! Quote of the week: “She’s very nicely constructed. Bless her heart.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He’s retiring after 50 years of happy service! Quote of the week: “People like that run for congress.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox