Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. Quote of the week: “Charles Manson would be hired today. Someone from Jupiter would be hired.”

Larry’s morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you’re not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, “The House With Nobody In It” by Joyce Kilmer. Quote of the Week: “Is Bob Gaelic there?”

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He’s retiring after 50 years of happy service! Quote of the week: “People like that run for congress.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A young Larry is roughed up by some state troopers just for politely asking for one little cigarette. OK, so he didn’t ask politely and it happened while he was under arrest, but still! And Larry talks about an upcoming part in a movie. Then we hear about the movie “Inherit The Wind” and Larry recites “A Very Short Song” by Dorothy Parker. Quote of the week: “Give me a cigarette, you BLANKING BLANK.”