Larry gives a tribute to John McCain and Neil Simon. Then he talks about being in “The Odd Couple” in high school, and later meeting Neil Simon and starring in one of his plays on Broadway! We also hear about Larry’s new doctor and a very gracious parking attendant. And Larry talks about the Clint Eastwood classic “Sudden Impact” and recites “Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep” by Mary Elizabeth Frye. Quote of the week: “It’s going to look like you wrote with your foot.”

Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. Quote of the week: “Charles Manson would be hired today. Someone from Jupiter would be hired.”

Larry tells about trying to accomplish chores while in a pasta-fueled fugue state. And encounters a crazy woman man-handling cherries at the supermarket. Then Larry talks about “The Godfather II” and recites “If” by Rudyard Kipling. And don’t ever sell that cow. Quote of the week: “They’re not a backpack of cherries.”