Take your kick me signs and throw them in Volcano #1, because Larry suffers no April’s Fools and we’ll hear all about that. He also talks about the two best steaks he’s ever had. You won’t believe the answer! (You might.) Quote of the week: “That sounds like a police car on Mars.”

Larry tells more tales about the simple pleasures of a perfect steak and being baffled in an Italian restaurant. And we hear about one of his favorite scenes from “Fast Times At Ridgemont High,” and Phoebe Cates is NOT in it, if you can believe that. Quote of the week: “Now I’m in the role of, well, frightened husband.”

Larry tells about the time he and Johnny Carson were wowed backstage at the Tonight Show by the beauty of Dana Delaney! Wow! Plus Larry recites the poem “The Echoing Green” by William Blake and talks about the movie “Drums Along The Mohawk.” Quote of the week: “The luckiest gown in history.”

Larry has a bonding moment with a street guy — or something? We’re not sure what happened. Then Larry finds the one minimall with no bathrooms whatsoever and is also ribbed for being “the doorman” who can’t operate an elevator. And he recites “Spring” by William Blake and talks about the classic ’60s movie “Easy Rider.” Quote of the week: “I’ve been 17 minutes late for 12 years.”