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No, They Were Very Cold
Larry reconsiders his position on Indian casinos after tossing back a few drinks with the chief of a tribe. What do the Crimean War, Pinewood Studios and Larry have in common? If you guessed, “beer,” then reward yourself with, well, a beer. And hear about the fine line between being hypocritical and inconsistent. Show Summary In this episode, daylight savings time is passionately defended by Larry. But if you’ve forgotten how to program your microwave clock, you’ve come to the wrong place. We get to more of your hand-written letters and for fear of being deemed inconsistent, we fail to get to most of the topics we have planned for…
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Eating Charlie Sheen For Lunch
If Larry was a hot dog, what would he be? You’ve heard Larry obsess over pies, booze, soap and pretzels. Could hot dogs be far behind? No. Show Summary Larry talks about eating a hot dog named after Charlie Sheen. He compares and contrasts his hot dog stand dining experience with that of a big-ticket steak joint in Beverly Hills. You may be surprised which one he thought was “time well spent.” (Unless you are a regular listener, in which case, the answer will be quite obvious.) Hear our man Larry go bananas over a Green Lantern pin sent in by a listener. Listen as Larry defends and slightly admires…
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Peeing Next to Milton Berle
Larry talks about spending time with Milton Berle and Red Buttons. Are you a friend of Larry M? Well, slap on some Lilac Vegetal and send in five proofs of purchase to receive this week’s episode. Remember, no topic is too small. Show Summary Our host is amazed by the U.S. postal service, and rightfully so. Then he proudly announces he is out of his soap-melding slump! He is off his sudsy schneid! Like a phoenix rising from its ashes, Larry’s verve for smooshing bars of soap together has been revived! Do you have to drink to be a member of the Larry Miller Drinking Society? Does Larry like slimy…
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Canned Sausages 1, Larry Miller 0
A desperately-hungry Larry eats a can of chicken vienna sausages from the Ace Broadcasting kitchen that may have been intended for ornamental purposes only. Show Summary The experience affected Larry on a profound emotional level. Was it positive or negative? Listen and find out! (It’s more entertaining than just inferring the answer from this description or the episode title.) Larry’s love affair with his own theme song continues. The show gets its first sponsor. No, it’s not the canned sausage company and no, it’s not the twelve step kind of sponsor either, smart guy. We receive another update via telegram from the Royal Larry Miller Drinking Society in England. Larry…
