Larry gives a tip of the hat to the late great Roger Moore. Plus a remembrance of the anniversary of The Brooklyn Bridge and Grauman’s Chinese Theater and his time spent at both. And Larry recites the moving poem “Before Vicksburg” by George Henry Boker. Then he talks about the classic movie “The Fighting Sullivans.” Quote Of The Week: “I need a limo, but also one for my elephant.”

Larry gets in line with all of the dumb husbands for Mother’s Day. And Larry recites the moving Melville poem “Gettysburg.” Then Larry does a loving tribute the classic musical movie “Showboat.” Quote of the Week: “Every Father was a chubby comedy writer.”

We have our first guest ever — Larry’s son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie “Jaws,” Larry’s extremely broken toilet seat and what “Marine tough” is. (Hint: It has something to do with the broken toilet seat and hot sauce.) Quote of the week: “I wasn’t looking for it for free. Well, I was.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Kids don’t understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry recites “Spring comes to Murray Hill” by Ogden Nash and talks about the classic Stanley Kubrick movie Spartacus. Quote of the week: “I was dreaming about Ann Margaret or something.”