Don’t be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry’s newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the movie of the same name. Quote of the week: “They make the Javelina pigs look like tea time.”

Larry loses his car at Ralph’s and then hits the road with Seinfeld. Then find out which Juan one is wanted — on the phone. And Larry talks about the classic movie Miss Miniver and recites “Prouder Man Than You” by the great Australian bush poet Henry Lawson. Quote of the week: “He’s three years old. I don’t know where he gets it.”

Larry switches to a percolator coffee pot and enjoys life in the slow lane. Plus a history lesson on Labor Day. Then Larry talks about the great movie Witness and recites Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening by Robert Frost. Quote of the week: “Hey, somebody go move that ox.”

Larry returns from dropping his son off at college with a stern warning for all mascots — do not rub the bald man’s head! And Larry recites the epic Emerson poem Alphonso of Castille and talks about the classic college football movie Rudy. Quote of the week: “I think I had too much sriracha on that burger.”