Larry dances with Treat Williams in NYC and lobbies for free cheeseburgers for veterans. And are J-Lo and A-Rod the most NYC couple ever? Plus Larry talks about the Hitchcock classic movie “Dial M For Murder” and recites “A Poem About Myself” by John Keats. Quote of the week: “Yes, I know I have no hair.”

Larry faces a tough moment after a crazy week and takes stock in his life. And we have a first for TLMS, as The Poetry Corner and Magic Movie Moment both have the same title — Splendor In The Grass. (Although one of them has a superfluous number of vowels in its spelling.) Tune in, drop out and don’t step into a volcano.

Larry goes to New York and sings the praises of reflexology, and less surprisingly, Katz’s deli. Then he takes umbrage on baseball beards and Halloween. And Larry recites “El Dorado” by Edgar Allan Poe and talks about the movie Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.” Quote of the week: “These beards are from tobacco road.”

Larry is off shooting a movie in New York, but isn’t too busy to call in and chat on the phone at the top of the show! Then we dive into a classic Larry where we talk about not talking about politics. And then something a lot less heated, the World Series. Chicago and Cleveland — two cities you’ll never have to say “Nominum Quid Geminus?” in. Quote of the week: “Even they don’t want your vote. You’re too empty and boring to listen to.”