Larry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites “A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty” by Ogden Nash and talks about the movie “To Sir With Love.” Quote of the week: “If it doesn’t work out. I’ll kill you.” Thanks to ButcherBox for supporting The Larry Miller Show! Receive $20 off your first box and 2 pounds of FREE Ground Beef in every box for the life of your subscription by going to butcherbox.com/larry and entering larry at checkout. Available for a limited time.

Larry doesn’t know how to buy presents. A spa or a hair thing or a nail thing? And find out how they get Marines to make “that face” in their portraits. Speaking of birthdays, Larry recites the poem “A Birthday” by Christina Georgina Rossetti. Then Larry discusses the classic movie “The Oxbow Incident.”

George Wallace gives Larry advice on how to tip like a cool operator. Guess how it goes when Larry tries it? And Larry tells a story about not being cool trying to impress Merv Griffin. This episode is brought to you by Shower Hockey Monthly magazine and Woodbury Soap. “Whether it’s in the shower or on the rink, nobody is soapier than Woodbury! My Woodbury, that’s good soap!” Quote of the week: “Yeah but that’s Lynda Carter.”

Hear Larry’s misadventures with Japanese food including popping a ball of wasabi into his mouth like it was a cherry and being wildly grossed out by uni. Plus, a joke about a guy eating a bald eagle! Quote of the week: “Like pink and you know it has some ketchup in it.”