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Two Wrongs Possibly Make A Right
Sanctimonious loudmouths and hamper slackers alike receive Larry’s high dudgeon this week. Yes, we get another acrimonious (but not sanctimonious) Hamper Update and a bonus joke of the week — all at no extra charge! Will Larry read the stage direction in the Shari’s Berries ad copy again? Will he slice his face to ribbons again? Smart money is on “Oh, mmmmmaybe.” How is safety razor shaving related to the movie Network? How is the Hamper Update related the movie Patton? Tune in to our longest and therefore bestest episode ever where the answer to all of these mysteries will be revealed. All questions will be answered. All fears will…
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Larry Double Downs on Borscht
This episode contains more borscht references than you can shake a soup spoon at. Hear beefy hunk Larry Miller explain the subtle comedic difference between "Ah" and "A-ha."
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Put That Shirt on A Fat Dummy
Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing? Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful. Then we hear about a woman who wouldn’t believe that Larry was Larry and why you shouldn’t bother starting a diet until after the Super Bowl. And we have a new update, the update update. Is this the update to end all updates? Or is it no update at all? (A gong rings in the distance.) That’s it? You’re done reading the episode description? Doesn’t surprise me. You’ve done nothing but complain…
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Martini 101 With Larry Miller
Larry does an unplanned 20 minute tutorial on making martinis, then apologizes for his previous apologies.
