Larry is excited about the recent contact with Pluto (which you’ll say is a real planet if you know what’s good for ya). Then you’ll learn about Milleronian sharks and why you don’t want to ride in a town car in Milleronia. Plus, the beautful poem The Palanquin Bearers and another John Wayne classic, Cahill US Marshal on Magic Movie Moment. Quote of the week: “Hey, your rich Uncle Mergatroid just died.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Our barefoot comic with cheek of tan spends the 4th of July watching a bunch of Marines punch, eat and move furniture. He gives them one rule: no death! Then he talks about how all car companies should just produce ’57 Chevys. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites “Barefoot Boy” by James Whitcomb Riley. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the 1966 Batman movie! Quote of the week: “Warning! Warning Will Rogers!” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry tells how his handyman used to charge him on a sliding scale (sliding upward!) based on how many times he had seen Larry on TV recently! We ponder chick peas vs. garbanzo beans, then Larry wonders if he’s more an E-Z boy or a lazy boy. And Larry recites the great poem “See It Through” by Edgar Guest, then talks about the classic James Cagney gangster movie “White Heat.” Quote of the week: “That’s what I like being. E-Z and lazy.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry talks about the wonder of enjoying the small moments of this past Father’s Day. Then Larry shares memories of his father, like the time he won the lottery (don’t get excited) and the time Larry found his Dad’s secret stash of tuna and Old Spice aftershave. Also, Larry recites the classic poem “My Dad’s Hands,” then talks about the 1937 movie Captains Courageous. Quote of the week: “The clerk looked at him like he was from Jupiter.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox