Larry buys a used car with Jay Leno, then fills it with beer cans, then gets pulled over by a cop. True story! And why are Buicks “Doctor cars?” We hear about the great John Ford movie “Mr. Roberts.” Also, Larry recites “A Love By The Sea” by William Ernest Henley. And find out what happens when two blondes check out a used car! Quote of the week: “Model XFTSS.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry needs a new car and a ’64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry’s dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story and the great poem “The New Colossus” by Emma Lazarus. Plus, tales of a miniature statue of liberty in Manhattan. This is another fun one! Quote of The Week: “He drove that until it De-Simca-ed itself.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry’s son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn’t be more American unless Larry was wearing a suit made of apple pies! (We’re working on that.) The first Fecta Update in a long time! Plus a tribute to Patty Duke and Kitty Genovese. And a Milleronia mystery. Larry’s dog kills a possum — but where is the corpse? Quote of the week: “Big waffles, like an Escalade’s tire.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Find out why opening day is going to be EXTRA EXTRA special for Larry this year. And Larry tells a dumb blonde joke that hits a little too close to home! Plus, a talk about Roger Maris and the great movie “61.” Join the fun with other LMDSers on Facebook and Twitter! Quote of the week: “Small, extra small and crazy small.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox