Ursula Andress vs. Jimmy Crack Corn

LM_EP604_mainLarry mourns the loss of the beautiful Ursula Andress and discusses exactly why it is that Jimmy cracks corn. Then Larry recites “Good By” by Emerson and talks about Andress’ famous bikini scene from the James Bond movie Dr. No. And Larry once again lobbies for a marching band-only Super Bowl halftime show. Will the powers that be finally heed his request? Tune in and find out!

Quote Of The Week: “I’m a big deal grownup now, drinking here in an empty bar.”

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Show Credits

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

6 Comments

  • E

    A major part of war before airplanes and bombs was sitting in a ditch, drinking hooch; singing silly songs at each other during a standoff. “Blue Tailed Fly” is probably one of the stupidest.. and the catchiest.

    Here’s a little light on the subject:

    A “corn” is a calloused growth that usually occurs on the foot due to excessive wear and tear. “Cracking corn” refers to working so long and hard that your feet crack and bleed. (Ouch!) “Jimmy” is a derogatory term for “Joe Slave”, just as “Johnny Reb” meant a Confederate army private, and “Blue Tailed Fly” was nomenclature for pesky, Federal, blue-shirt tailed troops. As the day grew hotter, and the whiskey drained dry, the song got longer, and longer..

    Thank goodness times have changed! Now, we can sing nonsense, enjoy beverages, and nobody HAS to go kaput. I CARE (and I think we ALL CARE) very much about the show, and my fellow Americans. I’m going to go eat a home-grown apple, now.. -E!

  • Tom Kilpatrick

    Larry, I’m listening to your show from Bury Saint Edmunds, England and I’ve been a big fan of yours for a long time:).

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