View the fallen Fivefecta soldier in glorious HD!
Larry has an all-night bender and lives to tell the tale. Hear about his meeting with the business end of “God’s flashlight.” He talks about how he can’t make a martini at home and reveals his recipe for the “jalapeno martini.” And find out why Larry did NOT participate in strip bingo. The answer will […]
Larry turns thief and proudly admits to it. Hear the dramatic drama behind the fate of the world-famous five-bar parlay, aka the fivefecta. Show Summary In this episode, Larry makes a funny sound effect. We give you an update on the progress of the Larry Miller Drinking Society membership cards. Larry talks about new ways […]
Larry’s new year’s resolution is to teach you the difference between a tuba and a sousaphone. (Setting achievable goals is a key to a successful life.) Gather up your foul weather gear in your best rucksack. Larry talks about the seemingly endless sheets of rain that are soaking the Southern California area. It’s OK, we […]
See Larry’s Five Soap Bar Parlay in glorious HD!
Larry does not laugh at the theme song for the first time! Is the love affair over? Is the thrill gone? Or is the real reason something stupid? Larry once again analyzes the phenomenon of traffic for no reason. He then makes a rhyme, just to pass the time. He gives an in depth description […]
Larry’s first joke bombs in a way that defies the very laws of math, physics, space and time. Hear about Larry using the LMDS motto for the first time. He also takes a bold stance AGAINST flying planes by committee. And learn what a “dental chart club” is. How much can you pay for a […]
An update on the five soap bar parlay, AKA the fivefecta — the feat that has everyone from international diplomats to toothbrush re-bristlers on pins and needles awaiting news. The bold stroke of derring-do that makes Ernest Shackleton look like a wino taking a nap in a hammock. Speaking of Ernest Shackleton, Larry firmly cops […]
Buffet, as a concept, is the one thing that ties all Americans together, so says Larry. Also hear how Larry taught his son a valuable life lesson with his favorite instructional tool — a pie. (Who are we kidding? Larry’s favorite everything is a pie.) Larry talks about the lengths he’d go to in order […]
Hear the most erudite vomiting analogy ever. And learn the tale behind the enigmatic expression “Chicken Larry.” On this week’s show, Larry unabashedly professes his love for being in a marching band. He also discusses more about being “Dad cheap.” Find out what personal hygiene item in Larry’s home most resembles an Aztec pyramid. Fortune […]