I Love A Buffet And Other Life Lessons

Buffet, as a concept, is the one thing that ties all Americans together, so says Larry. Also hear how Larry taught his son a valuable life lesson with his favorite instructional tool — a pie. (Who are we kidding? Larry’s favorite everything is a pie.)

Larry talks about the lengths he’d go to in order to save his wife’s life and why that answer isn’t good enough for her. Get introduced to the latest food measuring increment. Not the cup, not the liter, but the bucket.

Find out why Larry’s great great Grandmother stopped speaking to his great great Grandfather — for 62 years. Larry admits to being lured into purchasing a cheap pair of sneakers and somehow relates it to Guys and Dolls.

And Larry finally decides which Latin expression we will use on the Larry Miller Drinking Society coat of arms!

Quote of the week: “They have a whole room just for bacon.”

Vocabulary builder word of the week: “Hornswaggled.”


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Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Web Engineering: Sandy Ganz

22 Comments

  • Jason Provis

    Larry!

    The theme song always makes me imagine a tickertape parade, and all the attendees, honourees and the people on the dias have YOUR FACE.

  • Chris

    And to all those people who know who they are. Hope you can make it out to St. Louis in the future, keep up the great work, it’s what I pretty much look forward to on Wed or Thursday.

  • Greg

    Larry is comedic genius!!! Movie studios should put out a DVD collection called “Scenes with Larry Miller Because the Rest of the Movie Doesn’t Matter.”

  • JayHMT

    Can’t wait for the card!

    Thanks so much for doing this. I look forward to it every single week. Your show has replaced quite a few as the number one “oooooh! A new one!” show.

  • TWwLM_Fan

    Another gem Larry! Love the stories. Looking forward to your NYC show in january, will try to make it down from central CT. Honestly Larry, i would have let you move to the front of the pie line if would get me a 45+ minute podcast!! 😉

  • Larry E

    My question (about the Latin motto) is — did the Romans have question marks? I took Latin in high school, and I don’t remember.

    All I remember is “puer” (boy), “puella” (girl), and “agricola” (farmer). Also, “In Hoc Signo Vinces” (Marlboro). Hard to make a complete sentence with that, let alone a question.

  • Larry E

    You know what those pies tasted of? INTEGRITY!

    I’m so glad Larry Miller didn’t accept the “celebrity” pie. I’ve said it before, about a different incident Larry related (in “Reason” magazine, I think): Larry Miller is an everyday hero.

  • Jen

    Love hearing larry’s stories and philosophies on little things in life..”oh so what if it’s too much food.”

    Oh and BY THE WAY, loved the line, “If you walked out of bed today and you had a job to go to, and a home to come back to, and someone there who cares about you, folks, the game’s over, and you’ve won.” Just great.

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