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Blizzard On Milleronia!

The operating system update on the Milleronia weather machine did not go well. So, the studio is snowed in until after the New Year when the streets will be plowed with hot lava. Please enjoy this New Year’s treat and we’ll see you in 1937 or 2017, whichever comes first.

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And Zero Mostel As Santa

Is there such a thing as sending Christmas cards too early? Find out what makes Putin smile and hear about Larry working on a special Christmas episode of a TV show. Plus a brief tribute to Alan Thicke. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites “The Cry Of A Lost Soul” by John Greenleaf Whittier and talks […]

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That Turkey Thing

Larry looks back at the things he is grateful for, including that potato thing and that turkey thing, also family. Then Larry talks about the holiday classic, “The Wizard of Oz” and recites “Sun and Shadow” by Oliver Wendell Holmes.

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I Want Good Stuffing!

Larry talks about why the best Thanksgiving meal is the one at midnight, when you’re sneaking into the fridge for leftovers for the first time! And why the simplest recipes are the best and why no vegetables are allowed! Check out the new t-shirts in the all-new Larry Miller Show store!

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Larry’s Tough Epiphany

Larry faces a tough moment after a crazy week and takes stock in his life. And we have a first for TLMS, as The Poetry Corner and Magic Movie Moment both have the same title — Splendor In The Grass. (Although one of them has a superfluous number of vowels in its spelling.) Tune in, […]

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Your Post-Election Antidote

The dulcet tones of Larry Miller are the perfect antidote to soothe the nation’s jangled nerves. Take a listen, if you’re patriotic enough, bub! Will Larry’s big election prediction be correct? Tune in and find out! Plus, more Millard Fillmore facts than you can shake a stick at. And Larry continues his unpopular defense of […]

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Anchovy Martinis?

In defense of the maligned anchovy, Larry brainstorms the possibility of an anchovy martini! Then hear about Uncle Zio’s giant, grubby hands and how they made the most delicious sandwich Larry ever had. And which is worse, volcano #2 or the DMV? Then Larry talks about the great Kubrick film, Dr. Strangelove. Quote of the […]

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Baseball vs. Politics

We talk about not talking about politics. And then something a lot less heated, the World Series. Chicago and Cleveland — two cities you’ll never have to say “Nominum Quid Geminus?” in. Quote of the week: “Even they don’t want your vote. You’re too empty and boring to listen to.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

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Dining In Old Hollywood

Larry celebrates a great audition by stopping for a bite at an old Hollywood eatery! Then hear what the blonde did with the chainsaw, the poem “Revenge” by Revenge by Letitia Elizabeth Landon and Larry talks about the classic movie “The Bishop’s Wife.” Quote of the week: “This is a show so good, I want […]

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