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Cacti, Wild Pigs & Earthquakes

Don’t be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry’s newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the movie of the same name. Quote of the […]

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Prisoners Of Our Coffee Machines

Larry switches to a percolator coffee pot and enjoys life in the slow lane. Plus a history lesson on Labor Day. Then Larry talks about the great movie Witness and recites Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening by Robert Frost. Quote of the week: “Hey, somebody go move that ox.”

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Key Larr-go (Rebroadcast)

Larry’s morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you’re not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, “The House With Nobody In It” by Joyce Kilmer. […]

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Wonder Woman & D-Day

Hear Larry’s review of Wonder Woman and a nod to the anniversary of D-Day. Then Larry recites George Henry Boker’s “Sonnet XXX” (which is not a dirty poem, by the way). And we hear about the Scarlette Johansen movie “Lucy.” Quote of the week: “Downtown? That’s not good news for anybody.”

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Welcome Home, Kid

Larry welcomes home his son from his first tour of duty in the Middle East. Plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, Barbara Hale and John Hurt. And at some point, Larry does his first-ever Jim Morrison impression. Quote of the week: “I’m always willing to be suspicious at the drop of a hat.”

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Hot Pastrami!

Nineteen pretty women come to meet handsome firemen and find Larry telling jokes. Ture story. Larry explains why 13 portions of hot pastrami are about right and where he stands on the rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher debate. Then he recites, “Fate” by Ralph Waldo Emerson and talks about a great moment […]

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An Ode To Snow Days

What’s better than a snow day? Maybe an armistice. Plus a tribute to the late Carnegie Deli, where they would have served creamed herring. If only it were Jewish food. And Larry talks about Meryl Streep and Sophie’s Choice on Magic Movie Moment. Quote of the week: “No one goes against me in weather wishes.” […]

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A Tribute To Carrie & Debbie

Larry gives a tip of the hat to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds as he talks about his love of “Singing In The Rain” and working with Carrie Fisher in a writer’s room. Also, find out if dogs celebrate new year’s seven times a year or not and what happens when a gorilla walks into […]

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