Larry celebrates a great audition by stopping for a bite at an old Hollywood eatery! Then hear what the blonde did with the chainsaw, the poem “Revenge” by Revenge by ...
Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger’s golf clubs ...
What makes a great Mother’s day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, ...
Larry’s not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And ...
Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say “Gesundheit” in at least two languages! Tales of Larry’s latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry’s take on “Wuthering Heights” on Magic Movie Moment and his recitation of “Barefoot Boy” on Poetry Corner. Quote of the week: “That’s all I’m going […]
Larry revisits The War of 1812 and wonders how much work it was for the British to do so much darn colonizing. And Larry talks about the classic WC Fields movie “The Bank Dick.” Quote of the week: “It sets your teeth just right.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
Larry gives a brief history of Labor Day and its relation to the less popular billy club. And Larry re-recounts two of his brief encounters with celebrities. Then he recites “Fruit of the Flower” by Countee Cullen and talks about the classic movie “Mr. Lucky.” Quote of the week: “it’s like being a prisoner of […]
In a tribute to Gene Wilder, Larry talks about the great movie “The Producers.” Then he discusses perfection of the paper clip, the beauty of the binder clip and the reliable rubber band — and how we can’t throw them out. Then Larry recites the poem “In School Days” by John Greenleaf Whittier.
Gee whiz becomes ho hum really fast, but not for Larry! He never gets tired of Hollywood. Hear about him horsing around on studio lots and the secret of dressing room mirrors! Plus, whistling through graveyards, Larry recites “The Footsteps of Angels” by Longfellow and talks about the movie “The Americanization of Emily.” Quote of […]
Larry’s morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you’re not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, “The House With Nobody In It” by Joyce Kilmer. […]
Larry recites “Ace Of Spades” by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories about hard drinkers like Jackie Gleason! With a big wink and hot cha cha! Quote of the week: “She’s very nicely […]
Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think […]
Larry shares memories of the late Garry Marshall and their time on his “happy sets.” Then Larry fights a losing battle with a bloomin’ onion but has an otherwise lovely time at Outback Steak House. And Larry recites “Sonnet VII” by John Milton and talks about the Bing Crosby movie “Going My Way.” Quote of […]
Larry tells about Abraham Lincoln distracting a wino in New York City. Then he searches for the planet where all the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmar! Hear about the political conventions on Milleronia (or lack thereof), The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and the poem “Summer” by Alexander […]